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2-Stroke Terrorists T-Shirts
It's a sunny afternoon in Lakewood, Colorado. Calmly waiting for the light to turn green, you notice this "Big Bore Superbike" pull up beside you. You know your Triple is bad as you stradle your PHR Pro-Street Stage II 120hp H-2.
Staring into the eyes of a guy who thinks he's got "one up on you" with his GSXR-1100, you're thinking, "GIVE-ME-A-BRAKE...CAN'T TOUCH ME!" He's thinking, "I'll let him leave on me and then blow by in 1st gear! No sweat, been there...done that many times. No 750's gonna LEAN ON ME!"
Like the others who have inhaled your smoke, you know this dude has no idea just how BAD your H-2 is. Yeah, he hears your chambers cackling and saw that PHR decal on your heads...you did try to warn him! He's wondering why he hears chaninsaws but that didn't register either. Use to intimidating those "little 750's" he usually faces; if he only knew the wrath of a PHR Pro-Street Stage II awaits him!
Under your breath you're saying, "Go ahead, make my day!" Leaning forward with eyes glued to the light, you feel your heart start to pound as your left foot inches towards the rear sets. And by the way his wrist is twitchin' the throttle, you know he's wondering, "Should I...or shouldn't I?" Suddenly, he relaxes his grip and the anticipation of the moment vanish into thin air. Mr. "Big Bore" decides it might be better not to "choose you out", so he begins to fiddle with his mirrors...probably thinkin' he's got to get home to mow the lawn or do his laundry.
Shooting him a quick glance, he seems to be in a haze...a PURPLE HAZE...when BAM, it hits you...he's just seen your 2-Stroke Terrorist T-Shirt! Obviously he's heard about the wrath of a PHR Pro-Street H-2, and this dude is thinkin' twice about messin' with you.
Imagine how BAD you'll be in your...
PHR 2-STROKE TERRORIST T-SHIRT!
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